He makes it sound like he wasn't under anesthesia at all, but was instead barking commands and diagramming the surgery for the doctors on a whiteboard.

That's just how Kobe is wired. You tell him he can't do something and he's gonna do it. And then, he'll buy you a giant fucking ring afterwards to apologize.

He was Putin on the brake. Or am I Russian to my judgement?

Somewhere Russell Westbrook is fuming that it should have been his fart.

I've given up complaining about poor punctuation and Capitalization on Twitter. Gotta keep my Taipei personality in check.

Charlie's Angels: Full Waddle

He looks like the world's happiest lesbian.