CP for a guy that thinks his 5 model year old Mustang is still worth upwards of 70% of it's original value.

So I can buy this 5-year-old Mustang for the same price as a 2015 GT? Somebody call Tavarish.

I am thinking you need to read up what a Jalop likes. Add some dents, take a belt sander to the paint and interior, crack the windshield, and then run it for about 60 miles without oil in the engine. Oh and replace the hood with a red one that has been sitting in the desert sun for 10 years.

I'm not comparing the two cars in anything but the initial purchase price. If I said you could buy an iPad for the same price as a blender, I'm not insinuating that an iPad can dice carrots.

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

Magicians impress me.

That's a nice Buick Encore you made there, Lexus.

The big con here is that the people these fads go after are the uninitiated/out of shape as a "cure-all," as the Times mentions. The problem with that is people who are out of shape are more likely to be injured early on.

Eventually, it will end like this.

So, essentially, teenagers are still assholes.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

"I ORDERED WHOLE WHEAT TOAST FOUR TIMES AND YOU GUYS KEEP CUTTING IT IN HALF!"

Get out

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

I already played this game 20 years ago.

Bystander with a camera! Bonus round! Bonus round!

Why am I not surprised that even their training videos have them attacking black guys?