"This is gonna be hilarious"

You get mono! You get mono! And you get mono! EVERYBODY GETS MONO!

I give it 5 minutes before a drunk hobo figures out he can be people’s stunt-breather for a couple bucks a pop.

I'll take awkward but well meaning white people over racists any day.

how to get away with broken turn signals:

I took a half day off work and I’m down a Dogfish Head 90 Minute already without a lunch, so yeah it hit me quick ha

This blows

So modern turbo cars would be better if they were worse?

The cars look exactly the same in the same way that Kate Upton looks exactly like Danny DeVito.

And still running today.

Presumably headed down south?

Some cars are only available with 6 cylinders and that never bothered anyone...

You can find peace in the fact that Jag uses the V8 long block for the ‘v6’.

well

They must have thought with it’s rally heritage the Legacy was an ideal car for bashing. Plus they got the money and (hey) they got away.

Brumbies baker Colin Pick said he was holding a freshly-baked tray of the criss-crossed Easter treats when he heard “an incredible noise”.

Blah, blah, blah who cares can you get the F Type exhaust on it?

This is not the resignation you're looking for. (waves hand slowly)

Hyundai be like

What a mid-engine North Korean mule name Veloster might look like: