I haven't been able to piss without farting since I turned 30. It just started happening, and now it's a literal impossibility not to fart when I piss. If I try to hold the fart, the piss just will not come, it's like the muscles of my sphincter and my bladder have combined somehow. Or maybe they were always…

Yeah but I always though the '80s coming back meant like a lot of dayglo and legwarmers and shit. Not feathered hair and medium to light blue formal wear

Okay seriously, that hair, those glasses, that jacket and tie combo, those graphics... did San Francisco travel back in time to 1987?

This is not a good look for him.

Well the man IS known to excel when he doesn't have a good look...

Wait, does she think cars have right of way over bikes, or does she think SHE has right of Way over everyone?

blurgh.