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I may or may not be Microsoft Customer Support Manager and I may or may not think this is absolutely stupid.

That Xerneas Pokemon would be rather easy to catch.

Give me a traditional JRPG in this sort of Fantasy setting and I'd play the everliving shit out of it, Square Enix.

A 9k+ system twarted by 3 dollars.

If explosions emanate out from them every time they swing a staff or sword, I imagine that brushing their teeth in the morning is one hell of a laser light show.

Should have justwent with GheymerCon

Not really trolling. Just saying that in my opinion MOBAs suck, which is strongly influenced by the fact that I suck at them.

You don't want to know.

If only MOBAs weren't for mouth breathers...

I wouldn't celebrate too soon.

And YOU are also hired.

You're hired!

I'll be honest.

In my list of "Best RPGs of All Time", Final Fantasy 13 comes in just behind Quest 64.

Thanks for actually replying to criticism on here. Shows guile and earns respect!

Kotaku reviewers in a nutshell...

It's rather cute until the kid obliterates the red light saber with an excited stomp at the end.

If these work, I will get a sex change just to have your babies.