Every second not doing something with a net positive ROI is a second closer to the grave.

Imagine having such a transactional mindset that you need your goddamn leisure time to be some kind of investment.

“Character Actor Peter Riegert of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, One Tree Hill, Damages, and The Sopranos”

I’m in reruns on this, but people need to stop asking famous (or otherwise) people about their friends who have been accused of sex crimes.

Release all three games on vinyl and let me play them on my Victrola, you lazy bastards.

Neat trick. Now do Red Dead Redemption.

This is unacceptable. However, I totally be down if they randomly put in 90s rap duo Tag Team.

i don’t care who hosts jeopardy, but kids now grow up now with so many social media platforms and are bound to do / say dumb shit on them (see crate challenge and tik tok), and they don’t have a chance.... if everyone is judged on their worst moments not sure how anyone is going to survive the righteous mobs.

“I think you might be dying...” was the line delivery of the year. I can honestly say I’ve never seen anyone portray one’s soul leaving their body as well as Brett Goldstein did there.

...yeah, I think I’m probably gonna take a pass on this. The last time I tried to fire GTA3 up, the control scheme was so clunky that I can’t fathom how I was ever able to play it originally.

Okay, I could compare and parse his original comments with his addendum, but I actually just don’t give a shit.

I bet exactly none of the rotating project leads ever considered making it a single-player story driven game a-la Red Dead but with pirates, and that saddens me

Stephen Totilo hired me! And to answer your other question (which would have been answered with a little more reading):

Assassin’s Creed games desperately need to be smaller, not larger.  

Barsanti? Doubtful.

FADE IN

A more interesting story would be why you happened to be wearing a “Commish” hat yourself that day.

I never took “I was a child” to mean that she was literally a child, but just that Marion was a college-age teenager (say, 18 or 19), and he was 8 or 10 years older.  So she still felt like a kid in comparison to him, the older man.

Was this a good episode? Yes, it was. But let’s review a few things.

The Atlantic reported in 2014 that the Veiled Prophet Organization barred Black and Jewish people from joining.