"The most notorious timewaster was a couple who phoned 999 because they couldn't get him to stop playing video games."

No.

It's ISC, you fool.

No, we'd mostly just like you to not defend the comedian for his behavior. I don't really care if you are not personally offended by what happened, but don't you dare try and make excuses for this.

I'm a big fan of the current trend of victim shifting. Forget the mistreated transgendered individual, will someone please think of the intolerant people?!

Let me guess, you're the real victim of discrimination?

I had a lot of fun with the GTA physics...

The football players have a choice

If a career .281 hitter (a guy who never led the league in anything but I think 2Bs twice and runs once) gets in, the Hall of Fame has no meaning anymore.

So two guys steal what is probably one of the guys favorite possessions, brag about it, then act like assholes and hold out when he asks for it back. Not sure why this article is so slanted against Vanderjagt. These two just sound like a couple of douchebags. Stealing his jerseys isn't even that funny of a story. …

So if someone steals from me, I've been "punked"? I'll be damned. I was hoping to find these two douches in jail before the end of the article.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,

And those astronauts! Don't get me started! Biggest pussies ever! Oxygen helmets! Give me a break!

I was in Florida in 1978 for her first attempt — a family member was involved in organizing it. For people asking, a shark cage at that time was a 20'x40' or so cage attached to the bottom of a large pontoon boat that had, as I recall, four big Mercury outboard motors on the back. So Nyad could swim between the…

It's also kind of hilarious that Jezebel is criticizing a white, straight, male for "speaking for" LGBT minorities, when that is exactly what this website attempts to do (and many times fails) in regards to women's issues.

I would just like to add my 10 cents.