I love the image of baby boomers cowering in fear that someone might utter “OK” in their general direction. 

Let’s teach it to play chess. 

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

Yeah, a guy doing HS Football commentary for no one does tug on the heartstrings a bit. 

I mean, it definitely also needs an ad like this:

He’s just dumb and there’s nothing more too it. His motives are fleeting and banal. He’s no arch mastermind, he’s just a dumb, narcissistic bully.

He also clearly referenced a glass jaw, and boxing has no place here (or anywhere in our CTE aware lives). 

Stick to commenting!

But it does need more sprots, that’s for sure. 

I agree generally, but his deflection game is strong. Also, his ability to both subtly and in-your-face give Putin everything he;s ever dreamed of in a U.S. President takes some planning, thought and analyses — by someone.

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

The funny thing is, the one person who should have been ruined the most by that loss is currently 7-0 in San Francisco.

Nope, strangely they’ve been out of stock for about 3 years.

Hey, I was in that HD on Friday.

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

And it was on the same day he won the NFL citizen of the year award!

FYI, Mr. Blank: A Toter 64-gallon wheeled commercial trash can easily capable of holding a coach’s body is located at aisle 56, bay 005 at the Midtown Home Depot in Atlanta.

Not true.

They were clearly saying boo-urns.