The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...

Well, she does say she goes from zero to thinking she’s a wizard with two drinks, so I’d accept the claim that she gets like this off of kid-size painkillers.

Because the UK doesn’t have a vocal population of dumb-shit gun-humpers diluting their pool thus allowing unscrupulous politicians to power grab with embarrassing ease.

Wu’s performance is more than serviceable, and she brings a believable matter-of-factness to the role, but nothing could escape the overwhelming shadow of J. Lo’s performance.

Jesus Beto, quit your BS presidential run, and run for Senator next year. And then help to get that piece of shit Abbot voted out as governor. Christ, the best chance we have to flipping TX blue and Beto has his head up his ass with dreams of another Camelot (as in JFK)....fuck, it sucks being a Yankee in TX.

I’m going with Barron got caught vaping. Why is Melania suddenly so passionate about this? Why does Trump give a fuck? Why so much focus on the yutes? I said earlier that I’m sure some SS caught he and his friends vaping or some stupid shit. 

Since a mention of women’s sexuality makes Rush think about 14 year olds, I think we’ve found another name from Epstein’s phonebook!

Same. My brother sent his in!

We live in wild times. I have never felt like I wanted one of those companies to have my DNA. it makes me nervous. I probably read too much Sci-Fi.

Not gonna lie - that black bean Crunchwrap looks much better than the “ground beef” version.

I’m probably not going to see this anytime soon. I'm so fucking sick of the joker at this point I'd rather see the Riddler get the same treatment.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand this guy has an excellent chance of winning another term. This is real life, people!

I just don’t understand what’s so hard about it.

I love the grammatical decisions of the packaging.

The Aurora Borealis, at that time of year, in that part of Spain, localized entirely over the Alhambra?!

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

Dunking on Russians is as American as apple pie

Did this sound good in your head? 

No one wants to be unpaid labor on an unsuccessful organic farm. 

I know this is going to be controversial, but I don’t think that Jared Leto was a good Joker. Further, I think he was a bad Joker.