Nothing quite like the sensation of thinking you’re going to a burlesque show and being totally cool with it and then realizing....oh no that’s not what this is. 

Yeah, but the way you crust a protein and the way you crust a vegetable are different.

He’s from friggin Montreal. A city famous for unique takes on very approachable food that isn’t represented in the fast-casual space! The only thing that makes any sense is that this was an already planned Dig Inn rip-off that he was hired as a brand ambassador for.

As a person who always ends up with Jessica Rabbit mega-clevage in button up shirts no matter how hard I want that preppy androgynous look, it might not be her fault. Yeah maybe the tightness might be mitigable, but from my personal experience button up shirts only work as very fitted or loose layering items on me…

The only way it could have been any better is that if Janet had confirmed that Elenor ended up with Tahani in almost as many resets as she ended up with Chidi.

I hope if anything this pisses off Courtney Love enough to write her own story while she’s still alive. If paired with the right creative team and given minimal responsibility outside the script and styling, it could be amazing. There are plenty of things wrong with her, but being a bad storyteller has never been one…

I feel like Tiffany Haddish is one of those people who is so fun to flirt with that no one could be mad.

A Suggestion: Make Beyonce creative director of Superbowl entertainment. Even if she doesn’t perform, she will work harder on it and take it more seriously than anyone on the production side of the org every other year combined.

Eh, I think she does best with characters that you need to believe are dumb enough to make a series of illogical dangerous choices that read as illogical and dangerous even within the world of the film.

I remember thinking when they first hired Oprah that they must be finally giving up on the idea their program results in weight loss. Oprah is basically living proof that long-term significant weight-loss is impossible no matter how hard you work, no matter how rich you are, no matter how many people are specifically…

These stickers are probably overkill in a store, where people are more likely to notice the beverages being in a separate section, but might actually be helpful for counter-order places. Particularly concession stand type places where the employee is more likely to pull one out of the wrong cooler or pour the…

The only way it would have worked is if they had pulled a “record scratch” where we see that things from her perspective were very different a la 500 Days of Summer or The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby. Actually, I’m basically writing another movie in my head where all the sequences are stories or dream sequences…

Pro-tip: Movies without anyone whose job is to say “no” to the director are always bad movies. Also, I’m pretty sure most actors aren’t the best at gauging what is normal human behavior.

I think airport pictures are super boring, but I also think taking pictures of someone getting off a plane and following them to their sister’s house and parking on her driveway are very different levels of invasive. Also, assuming the soccer game is in California...isn’t illegal now to take pictures of kids?

Well, so the thing is, in my case, it was just a ridiculous situation that spiraled out of control, but it is a fucking travesty that this happens to people who really need help every day. I can’t imagine who a system designed like this could possibly help. Also, quite the mindfuck when you realize padded restraints…

The Ludacris was Busy of Now That’s What I Call Music compilations?

The cops drilled through my lock when I didn’t answer the door (because I was asleep in my bedroom) and I woke up to 4 cops inside my apartment, was very confused (because I was asleep and woke up to cops in my face inside my own home), they asked me if there was anyone else home, I said no. Then I was pulled out of…

I have no sympathy for this woman in any way and personally believe that she should be charged with murder for this crime, but I would easily believe that the “open up” the neighbors heard was the first responders trying to get to the victim.

In my state the use of mental health system approved padded restraints is regulated, so they use those metal handcuffs with a longer chain designed to attach people to tables to restrain patients who don’t have a diagnosis requiring them. I had an ex-boyfriend call the cops and say I was trying to kill myself because…

I do think it is relevant that she knew for a fact there was a police station .2 miles away on the same road. It’s not like she was in an area where there was no chance of help getting there in time.