Soloburrito
Soloburrito
Soloburrito

This is amazing timing as I just got my B-spec license!

Oh well - he’s been to far better parties anyway:

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

Is that his pass russian hat?

Must Peep Highlight Alert

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

Dear Ina,

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!

I got here as soon as I could

Near as i can tell, each generation of the venerable Lexus RX crossover comes with a booklet entitled, “ How to Do Absolutely Everything Wrong At All Times.”

This is why I never just dart out into an intersection. I see distracted driver running red lights all the time (Usually right as the light changes).

When we lived in Atlanta, my wife taught at an inner city high school that had a lacrosse team. The rationale (and I think a pretty reasonable one) was that schools like Johns Hopkins and Columbia lined up to give these kids scholarships for their otherwise lilywhite lacrosse teams.

He travelled.