Yes.

Still the best:

Want.

would have been better if a drunk homeless man clumsily tried to join in the ballet. 8.5/10 "only in new york" points.

*valet returns keys as owner notices scratch in front bumper*

No one wants to have sex with my female Quanri warrior and now I'm having virtual body image issues. I thought filing my horns down would make me more attractive. :(

*copies link to email to fantasy buddies*

The Krohn bone cannot be contained.

Someone needs to remind Ben what an associate professor is.

Yeah he didn't support Baylor at all and they should have been the big 12's clear-cut representative in the playoff. He should have been more outspoken throughout the process and it's clear we're going to need a commissioner willing to fight for the big 12 going forward. I was just talking about stuff like expansion…

Any RACE is fine under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you'll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation.....!!

Yeah it really isn't Bowlsby's fault. He acts on behalf of the member schools. The member schools are big dumb member faces. They should have expanded to 12 a long time ago.

Meanwhile in the jalopnik offices.

But they're going back to LeMans! (maybe)

There is an impact-absorbing layer on the wall it seems.

Well when you have the corsa clienti garage available to you, you gotta start somewhere.

Probably along the lines of "wow, this is so bad, how did it come down to the wire between me and alonso?"

It's for fahrvergnügen which is german for "fart ventilation".