Yeah I mean who’d even heard of Joe Bye-din (sp?) before this he was only [checks notes] Vice President of the United States for 8 years.

I feel like I would listen to this, nod my head, then quickly hit shuffle if anyone asked what I was listening to

Kanye effect?

Thank you for explaining it. This shit is getting so esoteric and inside joke that it’s hard to even begin to comprehend anymore-- the Q shit never held up to the least bit of scrutiny or logic but now it’s so far removed from reality it’s essentially a different language. 

This. Even the guide level stuff from mid-to high end companies- Simms, etc where you are paying a bit for name is still 1/3 the price at most. 

I mean a guide level fishing jacket from a bougie brand...is still 1/3 this price, I’m not saying the quality and the materials aren’t expensive but.......there’s expensive and expensive

Let’s be real clear... if you’re not voting for the Democratic nominee in November you’re endorsing the Texas abortion ban.

A lot of Health care workers ran out of fucks to give recently

Yeah turns out, the actual elite, as opposed to Trump's collection wannabes, grifters, donors and lust objects have a finite patience for Trump's pathology-- hence the much abbreviated tenure of say Rex Tillerson at State 

Could you ask that what at all Ivanka (or Jared) is qualified for? Because while Hunter is a failson he at least accumulated some credentials before he realized getting high and knocking up strippers were his true passions in life. 

Oh that’s totally it- he wants to re-open the country but wants other people to blame when a resurgence inevitably occurs, even - - or perhaps especially— if said re-opening occurs in spite of the recommendations of both medical experts and the panel itself. 

Trump running the insecure High School dating playbook- you can't get rejected if they don't know you asked-- see: Natalie Portman standing me up to prom, she totally would have gone but I forgot to ask 

You’re right, Mayor’s probably significantly more experience than a 90 day a year job in which the Minority leader held power at best comparable to say Chuck Schumer now (but with a lower % of the legislative body than Schumer commands today). 

In order- Mayor of a city of more than 100,000 is comparable to minority leader in a part time state legislature in which her caucus held little real power. Buttigieg lost a statewide race nearly a decade ago, Indiana’s also a deep red

I like Stacey Abrams, but she’s less experienced than Mayor Pete or Beto who were both mocked by many for presuming they were ready to be President, what makes Abrams any more qualified than they were? 

If Bernie was all that good at "exciting voters" he wouldn't have gotten his ass kicked even worse than he did the first time. Hell Biden or perhaps alternatively dislike of Sanders drove record voter turnout in a large number of states this spring. 

I know a subsection of Sanders voters have a hard time considering anyone over 45 or darker than light tan a person but Biden did receive hefty percentage of working class votes. 

So is the plan to just bitch about Biden for the next 7 months then run endless articles exploring “how did Trump win” ala 2016?

The article is structured the way it is because Jezebel is still mourning Peepaw and basically determined to do the same stupid shit most of the Gawker verticals did in 2020

Sexists?