I think the whole "Brexit could be a good thing" bit might be a slightly bigger issue to Corbyn detractors 

So... Now headline for Sanders having a heart attack? Like just downplaying it as much as possible?

There's nearly a decade difference between Sanders and Warren, women on the whole age better than men and finally fromna qualitative standpoint Warren appears significantly younger than her age a trait shared by neither Biden nor Sanders

Splett? 

Wait, wait wait-- Splett in Veep was pretty clearly a good guy

Hey now if we take the President's "what they used to do to traitors" approach I wouldn't necessarily assumes the "two Donald Trumps" situation is a static one

Whatever could be the connection between Donald Trump and people who work for Donald Trump 

Jane's gotta get that cut

So it's like how Bernie himself refuses to acknowledge that racusmnis a systematic problem distinct from class? 

I think bears are generally Episcopalian 

I’m assuming this means “unhelpful” in the meta sense because on a tactical level, many of these arguments do have a use and empirically (based on focus groups, polling, etc) can have some positive impact on moderate legislators and voters.  

What... That's not the sort of well-reasoned long-term thinking I'd normally associate with a man carrying multiple face tats

Witsec is going to be totally successful here, look Bob Johnson just happens to have a massive "69" on his forehead okay

He’s legit melting down this morning, and not in his "normal" "I have no self control and no one is paying attention to me" sort of way

Basically this. They’re the bastions of conventional wisdom coasting on a century plus of reputational currency.

Snowden also wasn’t a Whistleblower because he indiscriminately leaked terabytes of information ala Manning.

Aw.... You don't underatand what a Whistleblower is, that's kind of cute given who you're sockpuppeting. 

This is the second best Greenwald parody account after Glem, throw in some mangled Portuguese and a bad attempt to differentiate Bolsanaro and Trump

The best part is that he didn't go to Wharton, he went to the undergrad college

Thanks Tomato go fluff Tulsi more