Red Hot Riplets- though they may be St. Louis area only and thus disqualified. 

Midwest tailgating is to SEC tailgating as KC BBQ is to Carolina BBQ- similar but deeply different at the same time 

That’s awesome, but it’s also completely dofferent than SEC tailgating and specifically Ole Miss tailgating which is in and of itself a really weird offshoot where college students wear ties and blazers/ sundresses and pearls 

This. Hell, look at the Atlantic story on Rudy he sees the bus coming and is attempting to toss State in front of him before it hits

Oh this is where Trump is really fucking lucky his VP isn’t Cheney or HW Bush, the former would get him impeached, with the latter he'd have "stroked out" sometime in early 2017

Mike never laughs when he "jokes" about how cool it would be to plow Ivanka

I want it to be a mustache of treachery 

While I’m hesitant to attribute strategy to his addled brain— he could be threatening the GOP be hinting he'll take down Pence if they turn on him making Nancy POTUS 

Real cool of the Times to attempt to out the Whistleblower on the same day Trump going all Henry II (sans redeeming qualities).

What I mean it's not like parroting right wing talking points on Hillary's emails amd the Clinton Foundation came back to bite u.... What's that, oh huh 

A prosecutor that the EU and IMF alsonwanted fired because they were so corrupt that even people woth a pretty high tolerance for corruption viewed them as a no go? 

Cool tomato

Splinter’s not big on canceling transphobic entertainers, at least not if they stan for Bernie (see: Cardi B). 

Or you know districts they won in 2018 to retake the House- moderates retook the House, Justice Dems carried seats already held by Dems. 

His buddy Vlad has a nice dacha on the Black Sea ready for Don, he might not want to try the special “glow tea” though. 

Turns out it’s a lot harder to hardball the Speaker of the fucking House than it is a Plumbing contractor from the outer boroughs. 

Chris Christie-- a scumbag, but a competent one-- slide Christie into Rudy’s role and this shit probably doesn’t happen or if it does it’s down in such a way that Trump retains some deniability. 

I mean that’s Trump’s “gift” he lacks the redeeming features of villains-- even far worse villians-- both real and fictional. 

Which makes it even worse- his admin’s presumably edited summary still looks this fucking incriminating. 

I don’t think he realizes how much of a mistake talking like a Mob goon was-- if there’s one thing even his base watches more than Fox it’s cop shows-- his speech pattern makes him look more guilty not less.