thank you.

Horseshit. I speak differently at work (science/technical jargon) and when I'm on the street and with family (not AAVE). Proper English/French/Spanish/Chinese! whatever is needed in some contexts and slang is good in a more relaxed environment.

Accent-wise, he speaks like a black guy who grew up in the South. This wasn't Moses Malone by any stretch of the imagination.

of course, it wouldn't be politically correct

I dont think he's freaked out, he just doesnt understand the appeal, and I agree with him. A woman's vagina is more appealing than a man's anus to any heterosexual male. And I know most of the country is nodding and saying yes, it is odd.

Don't fret, Lindy West or one of the other Jezebellites will have an article condemning fat-shaming within the next few hours...... all balances out.

Unbelieveably cogent.

The most Laura Beck Story of ALL TIME

Total Bullshit. Minority here, grew up in small town. much much more aggression in the big city from ironically other minorities than from the whites I grew up around.

Meat eater here. BUT I LOVE YOUR LOGIC. Too little of that on the Gawker message boards. Too little thinking and typing "homophobic, racist, sexist... blah blah douchebag instead of real debate". Wish there were more like you we would all learn a lot more and stop wasting out time looking at approval/disapproval gifs…

Spent much time in 8th grade playing Summer Games, Mission Impossible!, and Beachhead on C64..... Hit me with a +1 if you remember these bad boys......

+.25 5-6 years late with this

You know this is the Gawker family of sites right?

This is stupid. There are lots of good white folks that see past race. i grew up minority in mostly white neighborhoods (95%). Yes i took some shit sometimes but mostly was fine. There are some bad apples in every neighborhood. I live in NYC now and take more random insults from blacks than whites, for whatever…

You are such a great white person for pronouncing someone's name right!

In a partner, men value (in order)

This is the most troll-baitiest comment I've ever read on Jezebel, and that's saying a lot. Author can't really believe what she has written can she?

This is a FEMEN redux right? Secretly run by some cunning 30-something dude?

Why can't women figure this out? Guys are happy their easy - but man, you got a better chance of a long term relationship if you wait a bit.

Aren't we talking morbidly obese though? 20 pounds overweight is better than 20 pounds underweight..... but 100 -200 pounds overweight in MOST cases is not healthy. I think Lindy always tries to throw in those of us with love handles, a little to lose on the thighs, could be a little more in shape, with those that are…