My wedding had a buffet of fried chicken and veggie lasagna and multiple flavors of cheesecake instead of a normal cake. It was baller and anyone who disses your choice should be left of the list. BOOM.

You were brought up right.

If Baker didn’t tell the couple about her last-minute absence, that is indeed uncool.

This wedding shit is getting out of hand. The universe does not revolve around 1) you or 2) your wedding budget or 3) your gift registry. It’s a party you chose to throw, people are not legally bound to show up (even when they said they would). Weddings are becoming the outlet of choice for asshole behavior nowadays.

It’s always a good sign when a couple starts off their marriage with an act of complete and total self-centered assholery.

Yeah they seemed to have completely different experiences at the mansion, which would explain the disparity in perception. Plus honestly as a woman who was with a severely abusive man who was really well liked by people who didn’t really know him, I totally buy that Hefner was nicer to Kendra than Holly. It’s a way…

I mean, it’s one thing to have that angry inner monologue when you get cut off on the freeway because “FUCKING _____ DRIVERS”. Yeah, we all do that shit. And then we catch ourselves and go, “ugh, stop it... me.” And then you argue with yourself, arrive at the same conclusion as yourself, and pat yourself on the back…

I didn’t comment on that part because I knew someone else would say it, & you nailed it.

God I fucking hate when men say this. It seems to be a trope of sorts. The reformed man about town has a daughter and suddenly realizes GASP women are human beings.

Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

I’m deducting .5 for looking like half of the men in the city, and therefore plausibly like men that I know and do not want to punch in the face.

True. It’s like they think women are obligated to fuck them. Fuck these guys! I hope they die in a fire (and let me point out, I never say that!)!!!! I remember when I was younger, listening to overweight, not every good looking men pursuing me and telling me I was their ideal, a “hot” woman with a “hot bod”. Wait, so…

No shit. I had a guy tell me I had “found the fountain of youth” when I told him I was 30, I guess he thought I looked ‘young’.

I at least have some faith that a small, super liberal town like Asheville will be duly hard on them. I hope.

And, more often than not, I feel that it is the mediocre looking guys with this attitude.

I’d consider him a solid 9.5 in terms of punchability.

“I know my face says otherwise, but I do in fact prefer not to be punched. No it’s OK everybody does it.”

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

I won’t call her out on the affair—he broke vows, she didn’t. She owes nothing to another person’s marriage. That said, the way she taunted the first wife was borderline sociopathic.