Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews, according to the THR article. Kind of a big thing to leave out of this, but then again proofreading has never been a priority of Gawker Media.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

“Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw” is one of my top five favorite expressions of all time.

Did they have a brain tumor for breakfast?

This post hurts me.

You are wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. I dated a guy for 3 years who Hey’d me, and this is a conservative guess, 50% of the time when he came.

This has happened to me so many times.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Prophets of Rage and Flight of the Conchords are pretty good choices.

Agree. Hugs to you.

It is very emotional draining to take care of a dying person. It’s hard to take care of my aunt right now even with everyone pitching in. Even with a lot of help, it gets tiring.

This was absolutely a planned event by that rapist and I can pretty much guarantee that he’s done it before and will continue to do it in the future. “Dear Abby” should have shut her fucking gob about “miscommunication” bullshit and told her to go to the closest rape crisis center for help.

That’s actually pretty terrifying, and to think this woman has only reached out to friends and fucking Dear Abby makes it even sadder.

Um, he invited her over to study and then drove her to an isolated area? Yeah, that’s not predatory at all! Just a communication problem. smgdh

A perfect example, ladies and gentlemen, of why “yes means yes” has to be taught alongside “no means no.” Poor woman ):

So not only does the booklet cost $12.99 but it also contains recycled content. So Glamour wants to overcharge plus sized women for old information.

“Yesterday we were asked about the rumors that Black Widow wanted to be in a relationship with both Hawkeye and Captain America. We answered in a very juvenile and offensive way that rightfully angered some fans. I regret it and sincerely apologize.”