Grew up in WLH during the dot-com boom. The greatest part of that entire mass immigration of Californians and Yankees was the mass exodus that came with the dot-com bust. I'm hoping we're in a similar cycle and houses will be as cheap in the up-coming exodus as they were in 1999-2002.

My own submission:

Former Austinite here.

Yup. This is how I imagine the garage of pretty much every Ferrari owner.

Except honing in a rental GT-350.

I retract my previous statement. This is an acceptable use of a Caravan. Although an old CJ-7 may be more fun...

Just say that you want the engine in that Caravan. But never, EVER say something as heinous as "I want a Caravan..." It doesn't matter what you say after those four words.

Look, Maserati... I just don't know where all of this is coming from. Yes, I liked you in Gran Turismo form, and the two of us had fun together back then. Even though you belonged to my friend, we really did spend a lot of time together and, as a result, grew closer than I ever thought we would.

Acceptable.

Don't ever say something this vile again. EVER. AGAIN.

I'm sure it's going to be a Veyron SS with a disposable rocket mounted on the top to reclaim the top spot in Guinness.

I love the LM002. I have ever since it came out. The wide tires, the Countach V12, the sheer audacity of the vehicle... I love it all.

Forget NFLX. Write a story about this, dammit.

Someday they might. But considering the high cost of motorsports compared to the 1960's, I'm sure they'd have to have some serious backing first.

I wonder if that's what Ferrari said when their cars were in the rear view mirror of this:

Lots of anger towards Hennessey. If you don't like the guy, then fine. But if you call the Venom a "kit car", you're going to have to do the same with the Shelby Cobra.

Hey hey hey!!! This supercrew F-150 4x4-driving Texan finds that he has plenty of room in his truck for his daughter's rear-facing baby seat!!

The baby's accessories take up a lot of room. Strollers, "pack & plays", toys, etc. It's truly mind boggling.

3. Welcome to the real world. It's filled with judgemental pricks. The last two Mellenials I have mentored said and did the following: