Bad news: it'll be years until automakers can squeeze over 30 mpg out of a truck sold in the US.

Almost bought one on Saturday, then noticed that it didn't monitor HR. Did not buy.

Das Bootetta

The Viper will be the more expensive choice to the Corvette. But you have to give the designers props on this one: the car has finally become a true contender, inside and out.

Hostess, who forced out all the Executives that accepted those raises from their board? Hostess, who's CEO was brand new to the company and only accepted $1/year in compensation? Hostess, who's Teamster Union representatives not only accepted Hostess' terms after reviewing their financials, but openly and publicly…

Hint: the only thing funny about this plate is that there is nothing funny about this plate.

Yeeeessss!!! MORE SEGREGATION!!!! KEEP THE GAYS IN THEIR SPACES!!!!!!!

Why is my girl in your picture, and why is she eating the sandwich I told her to make me?

From over here in SL, the drive to West Texas would be one I'd have to make in legs. From here to Kerrville (bypass SA, go through Austin), then on out to Big Bend. And yeah, been to Wurstfest. I might have to swing by either Franklin's BBQ in Austin or Luling this weekend for some GOOD BBQ. Is it me or is GOOD…

Toured the Spoetzl brewery, gone to Bocktoberfest... Lots o' fun.

We have cold Shiner Bock, and (according to the video) large, voluptuous peni.

A buddy of mine has a 2 year old E63. I assure you, it is as fast and vicious as it sounds.

Saw the video. I want the author's address and number up somewhere.

I'll take melt your face off BatShit crazy power (in a MB). It's not like you're cramming a 454 into a Pinto.

Good for you (seriously).

Not sure... Instant IP ban? I wouldn't put it past them to look up your info and post it on the site. That's why I'm not doing it (if I had a different job and wasn't afraid that legions of the Gawker Army would harass my wife and family, I'd do it).

If you'd like to call Travis tonight and complain directly, his home address (NJ) and phone number are listed in the white pages. Already looked 'em up.

Travis, don't you mean "Here is a list of all the ASSHOLES who own Ferrari 250 GTOs"?

Like a pimp.

I, sir, applaud thee.