Let's get real for a second: how long do you really think these two weirdos (and I don't sling insults around often) will stay together? I'm sure he's already popping Viagra from a Pez dispenser trying to keep up with her. This is just one of those "dumb meets dumber" scenarios that will end with a lot of undeserved…

Right to Privacy. I get where you were coming from, but...

I want a Moneypenny 37S. It looks fast, even teases you quite a bit. But in the end, it's just a pretty item to stare at.

This is an example of a luxurious vehicle that has been violated by a douchebag in an Affliction shirt.

Actually, it illustrates me being a smart ass. Again, that whole "don't take it serious" thing...

I don't think you should take such things so seriously.

If words with more truth have ever been spoken, I am not aware of them.

My faith in the human race has gone down many, many notches this week. These morons have succeeded in furthering this downward spiral.

How about Fuck You, society?! You don't blame a degraded culture that makes it possible for someone to even THINK about doing this kind of heinous crime? Blame guns all you want. I don't blame guns; I blame a society that is too ignorant and irresponsible to handle having guns in it. Take away all the guns, steak…

I Erik Estrada you too.

He's praying that Jalopnik never uses a picture of him giving oral pleasures to an engine.

Chevy Chevy Chevy (GM GM GM)... What the hell am I supposed to do with this? The truck is BORING. I don't want to pay $55k to drive BORING. Give me some flash! Some great engine updates (if you are excited about a base V6 in a full size truck, die)!! An up-to-date transmission!! Don't change some available…

Harmless rumor my ass. Did anyone else see what Apple stock did today just because of this irresponsible analysis/crapola?

I live in Texas. The most common vehicle owned by millionaires here? Ford F150. So perhaps we're looking at a bit of societal differences. People down here view trucks like Californians look at BMWs. Higher end trucks (Ford King Ranch/Raptors, Ram Laramie Longhorn, and GMC Sierra Denalis) are commonly seen in the…

New model truck = better innovation (hopefully). Better engines, transmissions, technology, design, safety features, etc. Please stop thinking of truck drivers as old cowboys who just go buy anything with four tires, rust, and a bed.

I know you're not actually saying that you would want to rip through gears in a stick shift 7 Series, but I have to say that I'm torn with the whole "force-you-to-get-an-automatic" attitude of today's auto makers.

I'm ready for my 3.0L, 9 cylinder with 369Hp now.

Never say anything about "back door fantasy" again unless you're talking about heterosexual anal sex.

"There BE 16 headlights..."

I would want about 275hp/275 ft lb to make it worthy of the STI badge. I'm not looking for a "fun" car; I'm searching for a ride that'll run up hills and take on curves like it was the love child of Barry Sanders and a mountain goat.