Yeah, I was a cognitive/behavioral science major, and one reason I was interested in it was I worked at a breeding kennel when I was a kid, and learned a lot about dog training. When I took a class in human development, I was struck by the many, many similarities in how to appropriately shape both toddler and animal…

Is it bad to compare children to dogs? Eh, whatever. Imma do it anyway. As the world expert on snark, Dr. Percy Cox said on Scrubs, "having a child is like having a dog that gradually learns how to speak." TRUFAX.

People get all sentimental about old men. A lot of people thought Byron De La Beckwith should have been left alone and allowed to live out his days comfortably too.

I do not have the emotional fortitude to stay with a serial philanderer, but I like to think if I did, I'd handle it Anjelica style.

I've always known I liked her. Now I have reasons.

Its cliche, but communication is key.

for quite some time i was all 'what is a yellow flicker bead' and then i learned it was 'yellow flicker beat.'

I don't know of any race that can identify with the middle one. If anything, it is a jaundiced brunette.

That's because I am. I'm one of those agnostics that mocks standard Christian rituals, and I get joy out of seeing religious people get upset when their beliefs are questioned.

I write numerous paragraphs to explain my point of view on subjects as meaningless as 'Best formation for a soccer team to play in" and as important as "Who should be the President and why?" I have a B.S. in Journalism. I write and I explain things thoroughly. Always will, because I think that's the appropriate way…

Hahahaha, apparently so! I think it has something to do with people's fear of death and their fear of no longer existing; perhaps those fears are motivated by concern that they're not important to this world, and little will change because they're gone? Maybe, maybe not.

Eh. I'm not a vegan, and I eat meat frequently.

IM SO EXCITED

Would agree 100% if he hadn't boasted about how published he is and that he was going on a radio station that was quite obviously NPR. If you can't take the heat, don't mention that you fancy yourself famous.

Ohhhhhh. I just thought she didn't have nipples anymore.

Losing.

Christy Mack is a fucking hero for being so open about her ordeal and her road to recovery. She is helping a lot of people with her willingness to share, and I hope she knows that.

So we're done with blow jobs now, right? Wrap it up, ladies, the bros have spoken.

Aw, sweet gentle baby. I'm surprised they think no one would adopt her with her disfigurement, though. I would think that after her story got out, people would be lining up to adopt her. That's usually how it works.