SoSrs
SoSrs
SoSrs

Yeah, but you realize this comment pretty much makes you THE MOST BITTER JEZZIE, right?

Can you imagine being a victim and watching the defendant getting horny as you testify?

Can you imagine being a judge and having to watch the defendant get horny as his victims testify about the abuse? I'd have a really hard time not burying my gavel in that guy's face.

It's a shame that musicals and monster trucks have to be mutually exclusive.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Bitch shield, that sounds like something to ward off bitches. Entitled bitches who snivel, whine and pout when their unrealistic dating expectations aren't met. Shields up! In coming loser at 2 o'clock!

This part stuck out to me the most:

Well....fuck.

Am I the only person that isn't offended or grossed out by this?

" booking.yeah !!!! "

When I see public breastfeeding I'd be lying if my brain didn't say, "Heyohhh, that's a BOOB, don't look at that!" (because my brain is 12-years-old) but then I have a moment of clarity where I check myself and remember that yes, it IS a breast and that baby was hungry. Ain't no thing.

Oh good, I was briefly worried that R. Kelly would do something that WASN'T horrible so I'd have to start saying "he's a pedophile and a rapist but he does at least stand by his kids." Nope! Just a terrible human being wall-to-wall. It's almost refreshing in its simplicity.

You really shouldn't be depending on emergency services for peace of mind.

I'm just perplexed by the popular opinion that the daycare workers left the kid there on purpose because they're horrible neglectful people. I sounds like an honest accident in communication, the same sort of accident that lets a parent oversleep for hours. Everybody screwed up here, but the kid is thankfully fine.

There is a world of difference between people who forget their child while heading into work—and that is something that I understand and fear—and those who run into a store for five minutes. The Weingarten piece is about people whose routines are changed in just a tiny way, while the Brooks piece is about someone who

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Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.