I realize this puts me in a serious minority, but I am really, really not a fan of either Chelsea Handler or Jennifer Aniston, and this doesn't help me like either of them better. Weirdly, I kind of want to like them both more than I do, but I find a lot about them both very off-putting.

Dumbledore approves.

Eh, that's fine. I'm sure I'm judging you right back. My Lululemon gym bag is the best bag I've ever had and I spent a lot of time lusting after their clothes.

Not that I don't disagree with the notion of Japanese men or rather people being shy, the fact that you're actually calling them pathetic because they don't talk to women is pretty rude, especially considering different societies hold different social beliefs.

For Schnapsie, bathtime means some serious bubbles, yo

Isn't nearly everyone 5x the time of Cheno? ;-)

Poisoned sweets? We'll wipe them out like weasels!

That SOFA!!!??!

Laura,

This is the best thing on the internet today. You and Bambi win.

As if being bathed in the kitchen sink isn't horrible enough, to add insult to injury my step-mother uses the soap bubbles to make her dog look like a fawn.

Or Mrs. Thorsdson told a pregnant Mrs. Busath about the name she'd always wanted to give a daughter, and Mrs. Busath snatched away her dream.

10-year-old Isabelle Busath and her 8-year-old cousin Isabella Thordson

Haha, they would not be able to handle the call volume if women called them after bad sex.

I was using them before they became so mainstream. Now I just hit one tribute with another tribute's shinbone. That's how they did it in Paleo times.

I only use organic sustainable fair trade weapons. You probably haven't heard of them because they are so underground.

More like Tobias Funke.

I'm not afraid of ghostsI'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer

Dear Anonymous. Please name these men so the world can heap shame and ridicule upon them in equal measure.

Reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from Austin Powers.