After reading all of your posts, I think death by hanging is too easy.

S'not a religion. Try replacing the concept of a god with The Purple People Eater. That's how I would explain it. But I'm not here to argue with you. You can believe what you want.

It's entitlement. You bitches belong to me. It ain't rape if you're my wife.

YAAAASSSSSSSSS. This pencil case is always the first thing I think of when it's Back to School time.

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Come to Vancouver. :)

This is way better: http://www.urbanspoon.com/rph/14/1544407…

I LOVE THIS!

I scrolled down thinking that every image looked like a dick.

OH YES SHE IS.

I really hope we're not in the minority.

OH MY GOD THAT PICTURE. I'm going to have nightmares for a week.

This thread needs corgi.

No no no no no no no no no no no

I laugh like a pompous bitch, slap a DON'T CHA WISH look on my face and say "I know". They don't do it again.

Why does getting shot in the face make someone a "hero"? Why does America like to call everybody heroes? Is there a new meaning for "hero" that I am not aware of?

That's a stereotype I (Chinese) don't mind sharing. =)

Can we add people who start sentences with "I'm sorry but, ..." to this list?

I just want to make sure it is known that 60% of us did not vote for the Conservative party. Please please please will someone make them go away?

OHMYGODICAN'TSTOPLAUGHING