My thoughts are, did she re-home all the money she made during the process? Because I doubt it.

Don’t forget this OG cop scam https://www.today.com/food/officer-resigns-after-admitting-pig-note-mcdonalds-cup-was-fake-t170810

If cops are going to lose their shit every time they get a wrong/bad fast food order, they’re going to be losing their shit a lot. But given how hard they’re leaning into their own false victimhood, I’m sure this will continue until one of them executes a teenaged fast food employee.

Good point that it could have been through a blender, but even then tampons are not cylindrical like they appear when fresh and dry. Note Megan’s after pics how the tampon like opens up.

So many things wrong here. 1) From the moment of ordering to completion the person who took the order and payment would have had to somehow indicate to the person making drinks that it was for a cop. Depending on how busy they are that’s not something that’s going to happen. That being said, 2) Kiosks are normally not…

Breaking: Police officers in NYC that claimed Shake Shack employees tried to poison them never actually got sick.

Now, this is some good ol’ fashioned investigative journalism. Please collect your Noble Prize.

Excellent work. There is no way that’s a tampon. How come no one consults tampon wearers before this shit goes viral?

you are an absolute joy. i loved this. excellent work.

I was wondering when I read that part if he was implying he was drinking at the time (9:04 PM). While it might seem stupid to tell on yourself like that, I do often hear people try to invoke that excuse for stuff like this, as though it will absolve them in some way.

The best is the flowery concoction with socks IN the sandals, all matching. I thought they were boots at first!

I called most of my students by their last names. I would have my students help me with any pronunciation challenges I had. It was my responsibility to get it right. I wouldn’t be worried about the class laughing if I struggled a little. Each student needed to feel validated and respected. Asking someone to change…

It sounds like she did say how to pronounce her name, but to him it sounded exactly like “fuck boy” which I’m sure is not how it’s said. Even still, he could have asked her before or after class to school him on how to say it.

Professor Eat A Dick, I don’t think the lack of an eight hour waiting period is your problem in this context AND in life.

I was opposed to grown men on electric scooters, but they’ve become so prevalent in my city lately that it’s been normalized.

This is correct.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. 

short fingered vulgarian

$61k-$87K gross? If gross then she’s taking home about 1/3 less a year, right. So she’s taking home $40k-$59k a year and its pretty goddamn likely she’s paying upwards of $3000/month rent if in NY. So $36,000 on rent & util, she’s got $4000-$24000 for groceries, transportation, family expenses, and all those ancillary…

Wow. It’s a black coat dress and not a blue dress, but this is getting odd here. Also, our President is a full on rapist. No question.

Two tax grifting institutions working hand and hand makes sense.