Yes, plus strip the bed daily and remake with freshly laundered and ironed sheets. I'd also love a very deep bathtub that is deep enough to cover my boobs and my knees at the SAME FUCKING TIME

I would build the most ridiculous fucking house. Not just average wealthy gaudy, but really awesome and weird. There are many requirements, some more weird than others: a environmentally-conscious as possible, huge porch, private balconies, an absolutely giant walk-in closet (the kind that has its own sitting room), a…

I can’t wait. I love gothic horror so much. And you’re welcome.

Totally. This has been my number thing since as long as I can remember. It would have to include a secret room accessed with a pull the lever in the bookcase type thing though. Yup, European castle with all its history = my heaven.

I can just imagine the vanity plate “TANKYOU”

I would go full Jayne Wrightsman/Karl Lagerfeld/Des Esseintes/crazy person, and have homes that were exact to a time period, e.g 18th century France. Like even the floorboards would be exact. (Lagerfeld for instance did this specifically so they would have the creak that one would get in an 18th century hotel…

I would get a massage nearly every day.

Oy I want this now! Victorian horror? Tom Hiddleston in a great coat exuding repressed victorian sexuality? Sign me up

I want an entire LOTR compound. There’s a Bag End area, Moria area, and Rivendale.

A GIANT greenhouse- an orangery, really, with a large pool inside, and a kitchen/bedroom/super bathroom with a spa tub, walk in shower and sauna. Lots of comfy chairs and daybeds all done in faded florals, shabby chic but very luxurious. Ivy and ferns and orange trees and box spheres in Versailles planters and mossy…

Secret room that you pull a lever and the bookcases slide to the side. You aren’t doing rich right if you don’t have the super secret bookcase room.

YES, AND ALSO BEHIND THE FAKE BOOKCASE IS A STAIRCASE THAT LEADS UP TO A TOWER WHERE YOU CAN SURVEY YOUR KINGDOM

A house big enough to have a library, with floor to ceiling bookshelves all over the place. Also included is a fireplace and two luxuriantly soft chaise longues from which I will enjoy these books. It will be stocked with everything from literary classics to modern bestsellers, as well as literally every sci-fi and…

If I was rich there’s no one thing that I crave but rather I’d hire (and pay super well to handle it all) a bombass housekeeper so I never had to clean or do dishes again. Laundry would be a bonus but I could continue doing that if it meant I never had to worry about well-water stain in the toilet or toddler yogurt…

I would have a human-sized replica of Bag End built in my own forest (no people allowed, just ponies/horses/deer/foxes/rabbits/squirrels) and have several pantries just for cheese and a few more for beer. And I would fill my hobbit hole with dogs. MANY DOGS.

I’d have my hair done every week by my stylist, who gives clients a hot, peppermint scented steam towel on their face while giving a luxurious scalp massage.

A library+reading room accessible only through a seemingly boring, normal bookcase THAT IS SECRETLY A DOOR.
Like, full on Scooby-Doo style, pull a candlestick, rotating, secret bookcase door.

I want a huge library with more books than I could ever read, with a wheeled ladder and everything. There would be a huge window to let in plenty of natural light, plants hanging from the ceiling, and floor-to-ceiling bookshelves.
There would be kids’ books on the bottom shelves and the nice, bound ones up high, and I…

PRIVATE JET ALL THE WAY. I travel so much and oh my gosh how amazing to be able to bypass all the airport bullshit and squeezing 500 people onto a plane and instead fly in luxury.

I like her, I think she chooses interesting roles. Maps to the Stars was very different than Jane Eyre/Alice etc....Ps. Fassbender as Mr.Rochester was so well cast.