Surprising. I was really expecting an Amish dude driving a horse & buggy.

Craaaack piiiiipe!

If you absolutely must have a twin-turbo Mercedes V12 to drain your wallet, here is a 2004 S600 that looks to be in equal condition for $47K less than the Maybach.

But what if have a fantasy to be an early 2000s rap artist?

$60k is still way too much for a car that’s 13 years old. Also why the hell would anyone buy this when nowadays you can get a brand new $60k car that has nearly all of the features that this Maybach has?

This race was actually surprisingly fun. Predictable, but while the destination was the same, the journey was down the wire.

I take it you weren’t watching F1 in the 2000-2004 era of Ferrari Grand Prix...

This is what happens when you get too many rules and regulations involved. Some people may enjoy this style of motorsport but I cant get into it. We should have a free for all league Group B style. Do whatever you want. May the best engineering and driving win, fuck the 1mm gap penalties.

Cat people are the weirdest.

TopGear III in the spring, The Grand Tour in the fall. What a time, indeed.

Yeah BoP could have made a lot of sense but it’s a deeply shitty system that essentially rewards/requires sandbagging and punishes people for actually doing well within the confines of the rules. It’s supposed to artificially make races more competitive and harder to predict, but it also takes away most of the meaning…

If there had been bureaucratic nonsense like this in the 60s we never would have even had the original GT40 story:

Full disclosure: Ford saw that there was a Hellcat article the other day and said “we can’t have that” and provided us with enough money to make sure that that every 5th article on Jalopnik was biased towards the GT this race weekend.

Man, BMW in the 90's and early 2000's was unstoppable. They put V12's into everything and built batshit crazy prototypes for fun. It’s a far cry from the watered-down 4 cylinder turbo crap they’re putting out nowadays. Can’t wait to see an M5 with a quad-turbo 3 cylinder in 2020...

Lyfter du ens bro?

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

The engine doesn't suck in that much water. There is an intake of ocean water to cool the exhaust and providing cooling to the engine's water-jacket but it isn't that tremendous. What's happening here is the wake of the ship has cavitated the water to the point where the jetski's buoyancy has been compromised. It…

alex zanardi being called an 'f1 driver', as if hes some run of the mill dude, is depressing

I have no point, I just wanted to say: