mildly sarcastic understatements always seem to lose their punch over the internet. =)

You can't imagine that Google won't put bloatware on a phone? My Nexus 5 is pretty bloatware free, my friend.

Someone I another comment chain posted a win zapper that looks like a 1911. If he was holding that, orange tip or no, I could see him getting shot in a moment of confusion. Very unfortunate, I am interested to see the full story come to light. If the shooing was unjustified I hope the city makes them millionaires. Not…

Amen.

Tisk tisk. We God's are above the petty squabbles of the console mortals. Would you dislike or like the pile of dirt an ant colony makes?

Well Yeah... Haven't you seem the last Samurai? Gatling guns beat Tom Cruise, and Tom Cruise is God... Ergo the expansion was historically accurate to Hollywood portrayed history. mic drop

Just imagine the relationship the mafia has with messengers. That about sums it up.

I will probably give up at life if this game sucks. I cannot fathom the depths of my disappointment if this gaming sucking is a thing.

what? Every game on steam is a "digital download game" a lot of them have obnoxious amounts of content. Skyrim was a "digital download game" for crying out loud. If it's content light it's because it's content light. The distribution format has nothing to do with it.

All things considered I don't feel like I got $60 out of Infinite, that's just my personal feeling on it.

I hear ya, I've already committed to buying the game and don't want to spoil a second. I already know it's going to be amazing. can't.... wait....

I agree that those statements should be tempered with understanding and empathy. I don't necessarily agree that saying "it works fine for me, you must be the problem" is necessarily siding with the company, it's just a general statement that many times is true.

Except people don't go out and spend money on cancer. I suppose we're talking about two different things. I'm thinking of people that cry that the game crashes "all the time" and then once some troubleshooting is done it turns out their whatever driver hasn't been updated it 1435 years and was causing all their…

So you're only allowed to comment if the game is broken for you? Simplified, you're only allowed to comment if you are on one side? What are you, a Fox News disciple or something?

How dare you sir! The internet, especially Kotaku's comment section, is serious business.

haha. Someone is cranky tonight.

Perhaaaaaaps they used Source instead of the CoD engine because maaaaaaybe Activision owns the CoD engine. But that's probably too simple an answer for someone with such a big brain as yourself to figure out.

it's probably less of an end user machine test and more of an infrastructure test. No one has used the cloud service yet... if it was me I'd be pretty keen on giving that whole thing a good working over to make sure it behaves as expected. Hopefully that measn LOTS of beta keys going out for both platforms.

because generally speaking when you're making video games you have to use some kind of game engine.... for some reason it's considered one of the "requirements" for making a game...

Well somebody is exhibiting a decided lack of adventure.

This is just as relevant to us master race folks as it is to console folks. Caring deeply about these two things is what drives many to transcend to the master race in the first place.

Through the two true pillars we will achieve the ultimate enlightenment. More pixels, more frames, Amen.