What is it they say about alcohol? It makes you say the things you really think. Hmmm....

Funny, that's exactly what I was thinking about.

Hello sir, I'm here today to talk to you about our lords and saviors, Tycho and Gabe. Do you have a few minutes for me to come in and talk about bringing the joy of Penny Arcade into your life?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/08/…

I'm sorry, they can't hear you over the sound of all the tinfoil covering their ears.

How do you know that?

I think you have the word "buzz" and "hit" confused. It turns out they have different meanings...

The trick with Fox News is to figure out how much of the "news" is pure bullshit, occasionally you find short succinct articles like this one where they forget to lie their balls off.

"including one-time game developer Amir Hekmati"

Maybe he's in jail for kicking puppies? Hating puppy kickers is something that American's and Iranian's can agree on.

Given to the right kid of veteran the banana probably presents a greater threat to your health and well being. At least the gun would be a quick death, that banana though... he's gunna make you suffer.

All Hero's of Cosplay really proves is that people who want to cosplay for a living or use cosplay to get their companys exposure cosplay for the attention. Which is kind of a duh statement.

Yes... yes you should.

Well played with expanding your empire, I always get screwed over by succession(Since I don't understand it very well yet) and end up going from a King of something to a vassal to a duke or some shit in one or two generations. lol

Wicked awesome potential in CKII, I just suck at it...

Hardcore is a very fair way of describing it. I can hold my own in Civilization without a problem. My last game of CKII I started as the king of Norway with a sizable kingdom and within two generations was a vassal to a some pissant duke off the coast of Scotland, properly owned... lol

I thought a lot of Airports had free WiFi. San Antonio International does. The WiFi in this article reminds of those scams where you have to do 4 offers and they give you a free DSLR or something, but the offers will cost you 4 times the cost of the camera to do all of them... might as well just buy the camera.

I just spent 2 whole pennies to get one for myself and a friend. Email says they're fulfilling my orders. We shall see.

A real gamer owns all systems? So you have a Vita, a 3DS, a PSP, a wii U, wii, gamecube. You must be rich, or you're manufacturing criteria to make your opinion appear to be more legitimate.

You're using the fact that he hasn't played a game released 5 days ago against him? That's kinda stupid don't you think?

Also, where are these game of the decade accolades you're talking about? I've seen that's supposed to be a pretty great game, but I haven't heard anything about game of the decade. Sounds like…

God, you must pray for the destruction of Steam on a nightly basis if what Xbox One was doing is "consumer hating tactics and intrusive, archaic DRM"

I can only chuckle. What shitty timing. I bet some dev is getting their asshole ripped right now. Poor person.