I like Harvey Wallbanger. The drink and the name.

@SNEAKERS: Likewise. However, I'm a guy, and there don't seem to be nearly as great a percentage of men with poop issues. Virtually every guy I've ever known can drop a deuce wherever, whenever.

@ivorytusk: One of my favorite later Squeeze tunes!

@maztec: If they're natural fiber, they could be composted...

@SorciaMacnasty: Hey, hey, hey! I just tie 'em to train tracks, lady. And just that one girl, Nell.

@jasminetea: Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this cum clean from my hand? No - this my hand will rather

@jasminetea: Out! Out, damned jizz!

@zoetheshort: I've always been fond of "recreational nudity."

@Ninja Robot Pirate: Marry me.

Shit like this makes me want to buy guns. Lots and lots of guns. And teach my little girl how to use them well.

@swampbird: Aye. Gramma Whiplash gets all het up at me about swearing in front of my kids. Yeah, it's kind of disconcerting at first to hear my daughter (7) call my son (10) a "shithead," but it's also perversely satisfying. Mainly because he can be a shithead. : )

I encountered a kid working the counter at a Chik-Fil-A named Pickle. Really. Seemed fitting for the restaurant, really.

@snidelywhiplash: dammit. Forgot to close that italics tag. Sorry.

Oh dear god. I now have Type 1 and 2 diabeetus, as well as several cavities.

@mricyfire: The article clearly says it was a commissioned work. So at least one person thinks it's worth something. Reading Is Fundamental.

@prostitutionwhore: I'm convinced the man could step in front of a out-of-control freight train and not suffer a scratch.

@Devonna: You know, I didn't care for Avril's vocal at all. BUT...her band is fuckin' outstanding.

@SnarkyPants: The best was when my group of girls was singing a song about Christ's resurrection and one particularly precocious 8 year old asked me "Does that mean Jesus was a zombie?".

@landsurveyorclaud002: Marsha Warfield made one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. See here, starting at about 3:00:

@Crystal Kopp: That's....beautiful.