Really, it seems the title of the linked article should be "Evolution Of Hef's Taste In Breasts."

@terifinn: I think many, many men (myself included) would agree.

Okay, I wasn't gonna post, but wtf video is that on the right-hand screen? Looks like a dude who just snorted an entire wheelbarrow full of blow.

@MizJenkins: But in general I think medical things related to my ladyparts should be handled by other ladies with ladyparts and the appropriate resulting sense of empathy.

@sequined: There is a world of difference between not knowing something - perhaps even something you "should" know - and not caring that you don't know.

@MrsPsmith: I have never figured out why Dan Savage doesn't do stand-up. He'd be a billionaire.

@spunkay: Quoth Dave Chappelle:

@Dagnabbit all to heck.: The best part? All the "GROWN-UPS" signs in the back. You can't write that kind of irony.

@Pavonine1: My sister-in-law has what I can only describe as a phobia of mayo, yogurt, whipped cream and various other creamy delights. You wonder how someone develops a fear of such things.

@Pigasus: Just a natural reaction. I want to climb all over Maya Rudolph every time I see her myself.

@eliavictor: I dunno about that. Why, just tonight I took some Vicodin that had an expiry of 09/2003 and xlop fargle wiilas epxlxa ppokela llawezm.

@water baby: You know, I don't think feminists have any obligation to be fair to Sarah Palin. She hasn't demonstrated that she's willing to be fair, so to hell with her.

Eh. I'm less than impressed. Guys can and do cook. I should know. I'm the cook in the house. (Spaghetti alla Carbonara last night). Make a mean tiramisu too. I'm just a regular asshole otherwise, though. : )

@snidelywhiplash: Oh, and the best part? When Michelle gets up. you had BETTER GET THE FUCK UP.

@jennyplain: Yeah, I'm thinkiing Michelle is a fan. Damn, I just love all the women involved in this thing. So...much...awesome.

@dangermou5e: It is. And it's WONDERFUL. Before I learned that you aren't supposed to feed dogs people food, I had a Rottweiler who wouldn't touch pasta unless you gave him a piece of garlic bread to go with.

@Thus Spake KATE! is rude and not ginger.: Thank god SOMEONE is displaying some sense here.

@you've got red on you: Brokeback Litterbox, maybe?

@leviathan: No shit. The whole thing reads like he was doing some weird-ass performance art piece.

@Catherine: If you decide to give it another try, try tensing up your stomach muscles whilst you do it. I don't have any (giving) experience w/ BJs myself, but it keeps me from gagging when I brush my teeth. : )