@nex0s: I don't remember - did you say you have celiac disease? Because Googling seems to turn that up frequently in relation to nightshade allergy/intolerance.
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@cantstopwontstop: She's 99, eh? Wow. Think of that - she was born in 1909? 1910? Unreal.
@Plum-Pie: I've read that if the government didn't cook the books, and actually reported unemployment numbers the way they used to back before the 80s, unemployment would be more on the order of 14%. Scary shit.
@thatonegirlsays: Gardens were/are illegal in the Bay Area? What kinda facist horseshit is that??
@SlowMo:
@MyJeneration: Damn, that's weird. When they were doing the a cappella bit, I was thinking, "Gee they'd sound good doing 'Stormy Weather.'". And then...it fucking happened!
@fizzyg: My 8-year-old boy brought home concerns about our new Prez before the election, saying some kid at school had told him that Obama was going to "kill babies and try to make everyone the same" if he got elected.
@booboolee: As someone who's used Viagra "recreationally" (i.e. don't *need* it), let me tell you...any girl who likes herself a stiff one is probably not going to be bothered by it. That shit works WELL. Like "so hard it almost hurts him AND you" well.
[fanboy slobber]
When I finally ascend to my rightful place as Emperor, I'm going to make election fraud - particularly voter suppression, caging, and other forms of unwarranted disenfranchisment - a form of treason, with a minimum penalty of 10 years in a federal PMITA prison.
@Kitanne: Hey, I'm a Des Moines native myself. More of us here than I thought! I grew up there and I STILL don't know what the fuck we're supposed to be called. Desmoineians? Dezmoweejuns? Gah.
Hm. I defintely need a baby fix. Looking at him, I have this overwhelming urge to give a fat baby tummy raspberries. PPFRFRTBBBT!
Damn. Hilz looks great, Chelsea looks great. This is what kills me - I'd vote for either her or Barry in a heartbeat.
@unionmaid: For a politican, I gather that Biden does have a small ego. He's apparently a pretty decent, genuine, down-to-earth guy, though he does like to hear himself talk.
@petunia942: Whatever. Ever seen what a .22 does when it hits you in the face? Yeah, you die just the same.
If you're in a meeting, and you're distracted by someone else's hair, you should probably walk in front of a moving bus.
Shit. Bullshit. Boyfriend? My wife got a HUSBAND (me) by sleeping with someone on the first date!