There's this thing called the internet. Use search engines such as "google.com" or "yahoo.com" and type in "washing soda". You'd be surprise how simple it is.

My outhouse never gets clogged.

People usually think I'm smart...until I open my mouth.

My wife uses those, but their black and they hold up her stocking under her teddy.

He's talking about a couple of drops of v.o. He's not making a salad.

Write back when you've been in one for forty-six years.

Warning: This only works for pre-marriage/live-in situations. In marriage/live-in situations, your mistakes get added to the reminder list.

Sounds like work to me. Let's hear it for tab overload.

Fresh Fish

I doubt Patrick George has been to the People's Republic of Virginia. For if he had, he would know we don't have these kind of highways in the state. But if he wants to travel one of our beauteous "back roads," Virginia's boys-in-bedsheets will give him a tour.

Chewing gum works too.

How about miso?

What's wrong with a spray of Windex or other ammonia-based products?

If you tie about an inch or so off the cord, like the image below, you'll prevent the bag from slipping off the lip. You can do the same thing with cordless bags. Just knot off enough to make the bag stay on the rim.

Sam Biddle must be a numb-nut liberal. He's telling everybody to get along. How un-American is that!?! Next thing you know he'll be telling us which fork to use to eat salads.

Obviously, you haven't hauled an aluminum 12' extension ladder.

With my luck paint will run behind the foil, but still an interesting idea.

The black gloves are a dead giveaway it's a grandkid come to rob gramps, not save him.

Spray bottles with baking soda usually clog.

Sorry. I'm stuck in the anger stage at the moment.