Grumble, grumble. Of course I rather firmly believe Classic Gawker should be for PCs and NuGawker for mobile devices, and the back end should drive both seamlessly. Which it comes fairly close to doing, actually. But as there has been no commitment to the classic format, I fear it will only last until the day…

"we'll be able to launch our new mobile and iPad versions of the site in the very near future"

@tonsoffuckingsequins: Date a lot of goblins, do ya?

@jaimewilleatyou: The spectre of equine cannibalism?

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@Platypus Man: That would be Penn Jillette.

I thought that was just for the quicky "get married during an overnight business trip so I can't really be cheating on wive #1 since I'm with wive #2, but I'll divorce her in the morning" thing.

Ja-lyn is what you get after crime-in'.

Lots of folks were digging into this about two years ago, with emphasis on photographs of Ms Palin running up to April 18, 2008. Here's two sets:

Yellow submarine, dude. We all live in a ...

So, not a schizophrenia gene, but a set of traits that, taken collectively, act as such?

1989, PC XT compatible, 2400bps modem, dial up to local college with Kermit. Telnetted from there to Australia, then from Australia to London. It was like feeling the wind in your face as you plunge down the first big hill on the roller coaster.

So Facebook took that contract to preprocess images for the FBI?

It's not like China can keep using melamine, their previous milk-enhancing additive.

Genetically modified cows producing "breast milk" for infant consumption? What could possibly go wrong?

That any Star Wars movie beat out 2001: A Space Odyssey suggests your results are already tainted.

Be sure to share all proof reading tips with your sister sites.

Just your basic underwater lair waiting on the right super villian/mad scientist to appear.

The extra G is for Gratuitous, as in 4G is a gratuitous designation, meaningful only in marketing.