@ian.moore1: Wouldn't George's Interchange Format be pronounced as hiff? (George being an alternate spelling of Jorge, of course.)

@Incoherent_ramblings_of_a_madm...: I figured 1 and 2 would set the context for taking that extra step the punchline needs.

1 - Do not put penis in generator.

You ever try putting some vanilla ice cream on a hot bowl of iPhone cobbler?

Can it see through pancakes?

@relic1980: Apparently, Intel doesn't have anything comparable to Sandy Bridge, either.

With the right hat, Mr Gyllenhaal could be our generation's Gabby Hayes.

Has Egypt's order shipped yet?

@anglon:

Very awesome! I have to admit though, I kept wanting the robot guys to be Deep Roy.

Be sure to get the Gerber Grow Up Life Insurance for your child before getting them the Gerber knife.

Isn't that where Goku met King Kai?

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Yes, it has fur free genes.

It must mean Idol White has the world's most awesome referral program.

Perhaps to play the MagickaGame, you need the MagickaSchool.

@Dr. Nemmo: I'd have to think he couldn't have been much better motivated.

A bottle of juice only has to contain 10% fruit juice to be legally labeled as juice.

Accountability does tend to influence job performance.

@sktwentysix: Mostly this suggests that the tech support services sucks so badly no one wants to be held accountable.

How lame can a game be when its primary marketing point is "this will really piss off your parents"?