After a lot of thought: crunchy-but-thin cookies like pizzelle; dry, crumbly cookies that will crumble apart (although no one should be eating those!); those cookies with hershey’s kisses on top, bc they will probably fall off in transit...
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It’s the correct answer because your car isn’t omnicient. Will running into that bridge abutment instead of that daisy-chain of kindergardeners bring down the structurally deficient freeway overpass, killing the children and bunch of other people too? Will steering off the side of the bridge to avoid a bunch of…
That’s ok. I watch the news... can we really say that I’m better off?
One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.
Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.
Let’s not pretend supporting Hillary is a noble act here, buddy
“a mummified Peyton Manning”
Hillary Clinton won the presidential debate because Donald Trump is a bad man who is bad at most things. But…
As someone who’s received a tiny metal sliver in the eye while hammering shit, I’m thinking a molten metal sliver might be worse.
You know, especially if I already had the safety glasses sitting on my head, I might wear them for this.
No, the “get the fuck off of me” is enough. That’s a red card in soccer, even for the language.
*you have to watch this video for 2 1/2 minutes to see what happened...
“Rub some dirt on it and keep hiking. What are you, a six year old girl in tremendous pain and maybe shock? Jesus!”
Like this:
It’s sinister because of two reasons: a) if the Clintons are involved in explicit shenanigans (meaning they are knowingly selling influence), they are almost certainly never going to be provable, and b) influence is often not explicitly realized by the parties involved—so there could be shenanigans without the…
I love you HamNo. I can’t recall any writer that pissed me off or made me love you as often as you do. I guess that means you’re doing your job. Keep it up.
I’m not arguing one way or another on this, but that 85 represented over half of the people she met with to the tune of over $158m. It isn’t an insignificant number on either side.
Umm, it was more than half of all the private people that she met with during her reign. It was clearly the means to gain her ear, to gain access. She was, therefore, selling her public office. What about people who lack the means to give millions to the Foundation for Graft and Influence Peddling, are they to be shut…
As much as we hate our elected officials, we also seem strangely reluctant to ask very much of them, lest someone…
Oh now you know about the lady boner, its our magical rainbow phantom penis.