I demand Roger Goodell grow a mustache long enough to twirl. If you’re going to be an evil villain, it’s only fair to ask you to commit to the role.

I’ll never understand how some women can hate other women so much.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

Good job, Yahoo.

There’s the one decent thing to come out of that man, Damon Wayans Jr. He’s lovely and hilarious and was in my favorite canceled show, Happy Endings. He’s way funnier than his father ever was.

Damon Wayans Jr. could you PLEASE go talk to your father. I know he’s salty about his lack of relevance but this is just ridiculous.

“I believe he was in relationships with all of them and then he’s like, ‘You know what? [Cosby is] 78. It don’t work like that no more. I can’t get it up for any of y’all. Bye, bitches,’ and then they’re like, ‘Oh, really? Rape!’”

Your son has some words for you, Damon.

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.

The MRA movement has found their King. He is the Chosen One.

A cop once didn’t give my friend a ticket because I gave him my phone number.

Yeah... I don’t get it either. Isn’t this what Campus Greek culture is about? Seems weird to be going after the video and not the hundreds of sororities that exist to promote this kind of thing.

I don’t understand why THIS sorority video, of all sorority recruitment videos, was the one to cause so much drama. Is it because of the bouncing? Aside from getting through the trial of my rapist, I think sorority recruitment is maybe the most sexist, awful thing I’ve ever experienced. Definitely the worst thing I…

I mean - sorry, I don’t know that I fully expressed my outrage here so I need to add that they THOUGHT CUTTING INTO THE BODY OF A FUCKING ELEVEN YEAR OLD RAPE SURVIVOR WAS THE BETTER OPTION. Fuck these people.

Nothing irrational about that. It just shows how women are lesser than for guys like him. You’re ten years old, but pregnant? SORRY, birth mother is your only identity from now on. We are just wombs for Huckabee and his merry crew of women-haters, even as children.

Exactly. She had to have a c-section because her body wasn’t developed enough to deliver vaginally. These fucking assholes like to pretend that because giving birth is natural, its without risk. Its never without risk. This child was just forced to have an unnecessary procedure that could have killed her. What the…

The implication is that she should feel guilty. After all the most important “person” is the unborn one, not the real child. The real child is just a fetus machine who’s life doesn’t count because she’s born and female.

I hope he gets eaten by alligators while being filmed by Fox and no one intervenes to help him because we wouldn’t want the alligator to feel any sort of guilt later.

Absolutely the opposite of that. A 10 year old’s body is not sufficiently developed to safely nurture and birth a child; the 10 year old is still a child herself. And to think she would feel guilt after moving away from a horribly traumatic situation, to NOT have to continue to be traumatized with birth and motherhood…

My partner's old roommate was, hands down, the most bland and boring person I've ever met. She once told a friend a half hour long story that involved her eating a muffin and finding a bruise on her arm but not knowing how it got there.