Snarkastic
Snarkastic
Snarkastic

I legit thought she just had a naturally dark skin tone. I’m that dense, I guess.

I would love to know how many kind notes he has left for AOC. Does he check in on Maxine Waters to see how she’s doing?

Honestly, you think her waking up and looking in the mirror everyday would produce the same response. It’s nice to be recognized, but damn, she is fine as hell, rich as hell, and successful as hell. I’d cry like that if I was just ONE of those things.

I’m going to be honest, there’s a lot going on in our country right now, so I can’t imagine she is a top priority. I understand that would be troubling to the family, but I’m not sure how quickly this could be resolved anyway, as Putin is busy attacking Ukraine. It’s not a matter of a phone call.

Those two thoughts don’t string together.

You know what? I love a reach!

Now that we know what Paul Bettany thinks, I want to hear Jennifer Connelly’s perspective. Seriously.

Wait, this is an actual thing people are doing? It seems highly impractical. 

Adams is such a self-serving try-hard. It’s painful.

Yeah...wait...

So, god’s view of manhood didn’t evolve past 1986?

That’s a fair point. It just feels off, but I’m generally in favor of the ACLU.

Is it though? It’s like, ghost write the op-ed or don’t, but to do it for money seems...I mean, I guess however you fund your operation, because I generally appreciate the ACLU. I’m conflicted, but it feels off.

Yes. I saw a clip where Depp make a doodle on a Post-It and passed it to his lawyer DURING THE TRIAL. The response was similar: “This is why I love him.” “King!” “They are long time friends! How cute!” Etc. I was disgusted.

My migraine doc said she liked the low-dose form I was on, so...takes all kinds I guess! Chronic migraines are hell, but I sure as shit don’t want kids on top of all that. Talk to your doctors before doing anything, folks!

This whole series of trials is an absolute shit show. The details are horrifying on both sides. What I hate the MOST are Depp fans turning court footage into GIFs and laughing at the whole thing.

If you’re on Twitter, it’s even more obvious that he hasn’t been cancelled. I have only seen praise for Depp and vitriol for Heard. No nuance at all.

Bravo! 👏 👏👏

As soon as you invoked Bernie Sanders, I checked out. It’s like people don’t remember what we’re up against and what we lived through during the Trump regime.