I understand the irony here, but I’m going to save my outrage for real shit. This is more something to have a good laugh over.

I’ve only seen her in late night interviews. This tracks.

Starring for the asexual Tom Cruise take.

I like that.

Gross is subjective. Funny is subjective. If his joke about his wife being almost as precious as Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card is too much for you...I don’t know what to say.

Yeah, without knowing them personally or really knowing too much about either of them, it didn’t feel like a dig. Maybe others have better insight and that’s why there’s such a kerfuffle.

Now I can’t tell if YOU’RE joking.

I knew people didn’t like Barstool, but I didn’t know why. I only know them because of Trent, who watches The Bachelor like it’s a sport.

How about everyone slow down and stop running over cyclists? Also, if you kill someone...you don’t get detained anymore (even if it is an accident)?

It’s a joke. Not defending him, but I think everyone needs to focus on what is actually sad and what is meant in jest. 

Not knowing anything about his personal life, I thought this was just a post about cringiness or something. I don’t have kids, so I don’t know how I’d describe them. Healthy seems somewhat innocuous, but I get where everyone is coming from.

I love that for a second, Colin Mochrie was in a gossip rag for attacking a fan with a VHS tape. How did they miss that it was being filmed for a show?

Yes, I only know Yolanda in the context of RHOBH, so I can’t get a sense of what’s going on here.

Here’s the difference: People made fun of Hillary’s legs, so she stopped wearing skirt suits and switched to pantsuits. She was always dressed appropriately for the occasion and her office.

Yes, it’s very parking lot dirt bag at a rock concert.

Yes, how dare they have eyes! 

If a man wore it, that would somehow be even more hilarious. Like, who in their right mind wears a denim vest to the Senate?

Sarcasm?

I think it’s ok to talk about a woman’s outfit if she’s wearing a denim vest with a festive patch (?) to run a senate meeting. I’m surprised she didn’t pop a tall boy of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

What a ride!