Snarkastic
Snarkastic
Snarkastic

Remember? Isn’t he still working? 

I missed that on the original read.

Nowhere is safe. Just one of life’s little pleasures.

I read that as Rygg sending emails, but that didn’t make a lot of sense, but Rygg was the one who left the school.

I condone this particular incident.

Since it sounded like a takeout order, I get the feeling the staff member that picked it up didn’t realize you can/should leave a little something for the workers that prepared your order. Considering it was SUCH a large order, you should definitely leave a substantial tip. If Mariah Carey did this herself, I’d be

I can only assume everyone insulted by this article didn’t grow up in NYC.

You traveled, bought them a gift, and spent your own money for their “special day”. They should have written a damn thank you note.

But who actually watches award shows? I don’t find them particularly interesting. I feel like they should go back to being private events.

They apparently exist! Someone mentioned the list of them in the comments section once.

I admit, it does bother me, but I don’t begrudge people the right to identify as they wish. Also, apparently, there are singular, non-gendered words to indicate oneself or another person, but they aren’t common and people don’t tend to use them.

That’s the best possible answer.

Would it have been career-ending for her to say, “I didn’t agree with that aspect of the character and her work, but I wanted the chance to work with Clint Eastwood and make some money.”?

I’m sorry, what are we competing with? A giant ham and some gross side dish a great aunt made and froze a week ago?

Yes, honestly, I’m more worried about getting stranger butt and crotch all over me.

I think about it when I WEAR shorts on the subway. UGH.

And there are really no sides to take here (especially not Colton’s).

You could argue that that’s sexist on both counts, because they are assuming your wife ordered a delicate, figure-saving side salad and diet coke.

The phrase “American Corporate Values” is an oxymoron, because corporations don’t actually have values.

The issue is that she isn’t dressed for the occasion.