For years, I suspected I was giving the lowest amount in the building based on how my super behaved. Turns out, if Brick, Emily Post, and Lifehacker are to be believed, I’m amongst the highest tippers. So, I guess he’s just...not a cool guy.

I remember those hard years during the War on Christmas: huddled in a bomb shelter made out of latkes, clutching my menorah, and surviving on chocolate gelt. I will never forget those who we lost and can therefore no longer wish people “happy holidays”.

If you need/want to lie about your religious affiliation, maybe you shouldn’t be a part of that group.*

I’ve loved Leah Remini since she was Stacey Carosi.

But that’s the thing: this coat has been worn almost exclusively by the types of people that would care about this kind of thing. If they are over their $40-$60 Amazon coat, let them donate it to the coat drive.

I’ve never had this happen...I’ll ask around.

And I’m a slow-ass reader, so it could cost someone like me a ton more.

DISGUSTING. OUTRAGEOUS.

I know this isn’t the takeaway, but what the people from your neighborhood did for you was really touching.

Now I’m wondering if Kandi Burruss has weighed in on this. She and Tiny were in Xscape together, right? Kandi is supposed to be so sex-positive. If my friend was a part of these gross shenanigans, I don’t know that I could keep my mouth shut.

Wait, are you saying he has a son who’s already out there fucking? WHERE IS HIS DICK CHECK???

If you ask me, he just dug himself in deeper. It’s called self-reflection, bro: Try it! I know narcissists are incapable of that, but we don’t know that he actually IS one.

I would love to know if this mystery juror was brought up to the judge during trial. If not, could it be that...the incident never happened? Shock.

Is this how I make my thousands: by going to small towns with limited resources and opening stores? If I didn’t have to live there, this would be the ticket.

The whole gluten thing has been exacerbated by people using it as a fad diet. It’s become like Keto or Paleo. I rolled my eyes at some bitch who said she made her DJ boyfriend Paleo cupcakes for his birthday.

Ugh, the cake thing. So annoying. I just can’t stand how dumb they all are. It’s painful. I didn’t watch a few seasons in the middle, because it was too depressing. Now, I’m back for some reason.

I thought I replied but here it is: There are the Housewives I hate and the ones I think are bad Housewives. The current-ish cast members I cannot stand are: Bethenny, Teresa, and Jennifer Aydin.

I’m upset that Caroline Manzo got more applause than Kim Richards. This says all I need to know about that crowd.

There are the women I hate and the women I think are bad Housewives. So, I will say, of the current cast members, the women I cannot stand are: Bethenny, Teresa, and Jennifer Aydin.

So much of fashion now is like a competition to see who can look the most mentally ill.