Apparently, in politics, it’s really hard not to have sex with subordinates. 

Wait, what?! That’s one theory I haven’t heard!

Life just gets more and more exhausting with each passing day.

Yeah, I think a lot of people are still debating and discussing why various people were booted from SNL. Norm’s firing is STILL being discussed.

There’s actually a disability that means that your handwriting will never develop beyond a certain point (or so says I a kid with whom I went to school).

I though women with breast implants couldn’t breast feed? Am I wrong?

According to her famous jacket, that would be correct.

Yeah, I still don’t know what the “woman” symbol is about. Isn’t their symbol a bird?

I was more confused as to why you thought the first comment was somehow an attack on your life experiences. I don’t know what “/wave” means.

It’s funny, because when I think of Always products, I think of green outer packaging and orange inner wrappers. Carefree was always pink. The Kotex box is black with colorful wrappers. To me, the Carefree products are most typically gendered. 

My local news also said she was special needs, which just ads to the absolute what-the-fuckery. Under what circumstances is this the way to handle basic, non-threatening, unruly behavior? If you can get arrested for not listening, then half this country should be in prison.

I remember something like this, but can’t remember who it was either.

I wouldn’t spend too much time thinking about a guy who says, “...they’re getting took more every day.”

I feel like I was on your side in this argument, but you were combative over...basically nothing.

Is this an American problem? I thought this was a universal thing.

I didn’t know that! God forbid a man who turned a blind eye to decades of predatory behavior by ONE FUCKING GUY not have his precious football record. He could have done something, but he chose to do nothing. Whether PSU gets their wins back, their history is forever tainted and so is Joe Pa’s. 

Ok, I guess Ireland is back on the list of places I could potentially live if I ever need to evacuate the U.S.

Just wanted to point out that Meielles was probably talking about the Andrew Garfield Spiderman, if it was eight years ago. Right? At first, I was like, “Eight years? He must be talking about the Toby MacGuire movies.” Then I realized those were made, like, fifteen years ago.

Sorry, this was on Lifehacker’s front page. I didn’t check the date.

Even so, it’s hard for me to believe she put all her trash in a mason jar. I feel even if you’re living off the grid, that would be hard.