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So, do I bother to try it or wait until the next president?

So...what was the assignment?

I think it’s rude to smoke or spray things on other diners. Like, save your body spray for the bathroom, honey. However, I would rather sit in a vape cloud than next to one, solitary smoker.

Wait...how was he still scheduled to work that day? I guess I figured you had to put work aside, because you don’t know how long the case is going to go that day. I know that’s not the point of any of this, but it’s bothering me.

I don’t know. Wouldn’t allowance also pay for after school snacks or is this an urban concept? So, a few bucks a day doesn’t seem that crazy.

Also, it seems...untoward for a judge to step off the bench to console or offer religious counsel. I mean, that’s weird, right?

I have an actual question: is her account classified in a different way than Trump’s? Because I know his tweets are considered official government information and he therefore cannot block people (or something to that effect). 

What does he think Joe and Hunter Biden have to do with the Mueller report?!

He’s a pig.

Bethenny is one of the few people who can make me appreciate Angelina Jolie. Angelina does a lot of aid work (supposedly), but she doesn’t spend half that time tooting her own horn. I’m biased because I’m a RHONY fan and if I never have to see her on my TV again, it will be a blessing.

So, he hired expensive lawyers and now he doesn’t want to pay them. Of course this guy is skirting responsibility: That’s his M.O.

Doesn’t that make the most sense, though?

I was also surprised, but happy to see them, as I was wondering why a linguist never stepped forward to create gender neutral pronouns. I guess someone did! 

Meanwhile, Americans offer free meals and drinks on the house to this hero.

Interesting that he goes after McQueary and the victims. It’s almost like they’re easier to go after than large organizations with far greater resources.

I did see it and nearly fell over.

I didn’t know she had Aspergers until this article. Needless to say, I see no reason why anyone would point this out and mock her for it. What is wrong with these old-ass, vindictive, whiners who are coming after her?

Yes, truly came across like quite the dickhead. 

Are they told to make sound when they clap? Like, are they adding in sound as they go instead of using the live sound? This is my only guess.

Look at the countries that signed that fucking abomination. Do we really want to align ourselves with Egypt and Saudi Arabia when it comes to women’s reproductive health?