What in all the fucks? This doesn’t even make sense to me.

I don’t want to judge her jokes based on someone else’s retelling, but it’s hard to refrain...

LET IT GO. LET THIS SHOW GO. LET IT EXIST AS IS.

Or my Enrique Iglesias beanie?

When the dress code is more than a single sentence or two descriptive words, you’ve gone too far.

Thanks for this. Truly great story. So heartwarming! I wish something like that would happen in the U.S.

Who’s Max Stein? I want to know, because he is awesome.

I’m confused. She was alive when W. was President, right?

I now have to go look all of this up.

Or he’s a fan of Kindergarten cop. Not to make light of the situation, but that’s the first thing I thought of.

Your first point is chilling and I don’t know how it didn’t even occur to me.

How do rational people have these conversations with people who don’t “get it”? I’m actually asking, for obvious reasons. 

Something similar has happened to me. I wish I had been more firm!

But that’s so rude of her! Did she think she was the only one who needed/wanted sleep on an international flight? Harrumph!

Your daughter made me laugh.

It’s like, how do they not know?

Why was that kid SMILING in his mugshot? 

If someone is leaning on an entire pole, I either say, “excuse me” or I just jam my hand in there, because fuck you!

I’m so confused by Candace Owens. 

He thinks “they” haven’t told him anything, but I bet he has no idea what Melania does with her son.