I’m not a dim person, but I can’t parse that last quote.

OH. MY. GOD. If my friends “threw” me a party and I found out they made the guests pay, we would have words, because I’d be dying of embarrassment. How are they Yuppies? I thought Yuppies had some sense of propriety.

Right? Who invites people to an engagement party (not a casual dinner amongst friends) and makes them pay for everything?! We march at dawn.

This is the first movie he’s made that isn’t a complete and total, “no duh”. 

Wait, you were there for an engagement party and they made you pay for your meals? No, these people are trash.

She didn’t like stairs and airplanes? Isn’t he talking about himself?

But women have said that...

That’s how people lift children all the time, though.

There are a ton of psychics in my neighborhood. After passing one in particular dozens, if not hundreds of times, I decided to see what the fuss was about. It was $5 or $10 for her to tell me I would live a long life...all the way to 71. I was like, hm, we disagree about how long a long life is. Also, she said a bunch…

There are some people who keep it a secret because of judgement, I guess, but there are others who do not wish to revisit a certain point in their lives which may be extremely painful.

I thought you needed to have quorum, but that’s parliamentary procedure and I guess doesn’t apply here? Or maybe quorum was met. Sigh.

Pigs. Absolute pigs. Can’t it be like the old days where reps used to beat each other with canes on the House floor?

Oh, he’s about 4-6 years old and he speaks four languages, Melania? Based on his family, I highly doubt that.

Also can confirm he is one of the worst Tweeters of all time. Commenter also noted he’s a professional writer who doesn’t know the difference between “prey” and “pray”. Can I have his job, please? Pretty sure I’d do a hell of a better job.

I felt the same way! My cousins did this and I’m like, you’re Ashkenazi Jews: they won’t tell you anything you don’t already know, ya jerks!

This was always a concern: that women who conceived under duress would later have to have their past drudged up, when all they wanted was to let that part of their lives go. I understand it’s sad for the children that are produced, but it’s also something to consider before you go hunting down your bio parents.

Why this and not some kind of legislation about student workers/athletes that provides for a stipend or payment? Is there not some way to get around the NCAA?

Does he not understand term limits or am I the one who’s confused?

And yet, I still really like two of them. 

Oh. It wasn’t skepticism, just asking about finer details that weren’t in the Jez write-up. But ok!