Oh good: I can finally go to Tampa.

It’s so weird, because no one even asks me if I need help at Sephora, so who are all these salespeople suddenly jumping in to be rude to people?

Why would they give away a major plot point to tell an amusing anecdote? That’s weird marketing, right?

Vintage brand, baby!

Now that you say it, I’m sure I saw a few minutes of it on TV back in the day.

Ugh. Just tell them times have changed and so shall your phone number.

Feel bad for any unmarried couples or single women at your wedding, because people will seize upon this opportunity to ask them when THEY’RE getting married. Like, can’t we ever just enjoy the moment, folks?

THERE WAS A SEQUEL? Was Haley Mills in it?!

Prolific might be a better descriptor. 

This almost made me cry. We all deserve so much better than this.

Didn’t Jezebel have an article about this very thing a few years ago? Apparently, this is a common thing for Docs to say. Like, WTF, asshole?

Wouldn’t it just be better to use Legal Zoom?

Ohmygod: That would be brilliant! Although, when my cousin gave me a copy of OBO for my Bat Mitzvah, I was confused and none too thrilled.

Can’t we all just agree it’s because most people from Alabama are poorly educated and lacking in crucial services? All they have is prayer and an apathetic dentist down there. What did we expect?

I wish there was a greater threat to their health and safety than just being forced to write checks. However, money does tend to motivate people.

That was spectacular. Wow.

So invested in the lives of “babies” that they literally don’t give a shit about the existing women and children that have to carry them. I’m sick of these dumb shits.

Reading through it, I think we’re on the same side of the argument. So...

What is Huel?

I’m not pretending it’s consequence free, but you’re trying to convince people that only married sex is good sex, which is not true across the board. If that’s what you want, live that life. The rest of us are prepared for “broken hearts” and broken condoms. It’s not your job to dictate how we live our lives,…