Yes, and part of “handling” the potential is considering an abortion.

We live in a different world, where sex is no longer solely for procreation. We have sex education and birth control (depending on your state or country). Welcome to the future!

I like it, but I’d love it without the feathers. 

Yes, why did it look like her boobs were smushed?

Really? Handcuffed?! As a migraine sufferer, who has to eat a snack or even a breakfast sandwich on the subway, I’d probably be serving a life sentence by now.

As an aside, I actually love Closer. I’m way younger than their target audience, but I find it comforting. Yes, I DO want to know about Sally Field’s romance with Burt Reynolds. No, I do NOT want to hear about what Pete Davidson is up to right now. Thanks, Closer!

Maybe if these people were really friends, this would have taken place over the phone instead of the internet. Reminder: This is about a line of vitamins. I mean, what?

He sounds like a bad therapist. Therapists shouldn’t necessarily “rib” you about anything. I’m sorry he just piled on to the people telling you that you looked ghastly. What a dick.

So, an upside down ok sign means “white power”?

If you didn’t make it to the season with Cook, I would look into it.

He had such a bright future, you see. She, on the other hand, was a filthy, filthy grifter (and I hear she was one of the poors).

Hotdish?

Nope.

I feel like this is the most useful tip on the list.

I am the educated person who believes in proper grammar when writing. When speaking, I am usually more lax.

I assumed you knew the studies, by the way you reference them, but thanks for the super helpful tip to use...Google, was it?

Because fruit is so passe.

BUT LANGUAGE IS EVOLVING! Give up on education and propriety: Start staining your shirt, the idiocracy is here.

More casual or wrong? I only know what I know and I find it odd that these studies found “On Accident” was favored by Americans, when I haven’t heard a single person say this until recently.

I disagree. I grew up here, am in my thirties, and did not start to hear “on accident” until recently. My friend and I decided that, while people DO use it, it’s more likely to come from someone who maybe didn’t get the best education (Thanks, American educational system).