In before the Musk fanboys find this in their google searches and clog the greys.

My balls never go in either. Am I doing it wrong? 

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

Shit, that wasn’t intentional, I was just trying to prevent Kinja from automatically formatting it as a preview box.

That’s cute how you hyperlinked the URL but kept the bracket in so it’s broken.

To make sure no one gets left out, please post your coordinates here

They need to get on the REAL issue here.

Gamers need to be nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Dear Korea,

Yes because medical costs here are so high - high insurance premiums, high deductibles, and high post-insurance adjusted expenses. Even with a good salary, great insurance, and lots of savings, I am TERRIFIED of getting a serious illness or injury. And for those with shitty insurance? I cannot even begin to comprehend…

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

“It’ll blow over in a few days. Change nothing.”

Now this is what I am talking about, time to make some go cart racing map, lol.

All the canvassing for the midterm elections really depleted our reserves. 

Seriously. I love that their initial bullshit excuse for this was some nonsense about supply “shortages”. Because canvas is such a rare commodity.....

Good thing the world canvas shortage is finally over...  *whew!!  

I only ever used Tumblr for adult content so I guess I’m never going back.

I guess the fan found him unappeeling.

One does not simply cross-section into Mordor...