Note to Brad Marchand - do not play hockey in Sweden.
What does an intentional arbitrary decision made for the illusion of balance count as? Like I’m sure someone spent some time on this, and had an actual gameplay reason, for this exact number no less. It just probably wasn’t a good reason.
Yeah just take it from him for no reason. Nbd.
A Harvard vs. Yale football game played at Fenway park seems like the perfect opportunity for the stadium to fall into a massive sinkhole.
“Color Analyst” after the flagrant, having clearly paid attention: “If Platt gets a technical, he’s out of the game.”
Didn’t look like a foul by Tenaglia on Platt on the other end; little or no contact, and I think Platt was kicking his legs out.
Coincidentally, they were all behind the middle school getting pregnant.
No, Tracy Jordan plays the character Tracy Morgan. He’s a Jedi
Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.
Why pay $170 for a pancake compressor when you can just press down on them with a spatula?
Why pay $170 for a pancake compressor when you can just press down on them with a spatula?
I like my pancakes fluffy. Why would I ever by a pancake compressor?
I like my pancakes fluffy. Why would I ever by a pancake compressor?
I regret that I have but one star to give...
Raven’s coach Harbaugh was later quoted as saying “there should be a rule against that”
Favorite band? Duran Duran
We're all in agreement that Winston is going to be fighting for the starting job in Denver next year, out of football the year after that, trying to make a comeback in the XFL the year after that, and dead of an Arby's overdose the year after that, right?
So he’s even ruining my jokes now. What a doof.
That’s 50% of the joke I was making. Look up the term “paraprosdokian.”
So Pete Carroll will call a run on 4th and 8 from his own three-yard like, but he won’t accept the findings of the 9/11 Commission?
Carroll called the play “the Aussie sweep.”
Aussies are awesome. I highly recommend that everyone obtain an Aussie, by hook or by crook.